I’m Boring Baby All I Do is Make Money and Smoke Hash Shirt

I’m Boring Baby – I Just Make Money and Smoke Hash

The “I’m Boring Baby All I Do is Make Money and Smoke Hash” shirt doesn’t try to be loud — yet somehow ends up being the only thing people remember in the room. It riffs on the now-iconic “I’m Boring Baby All I Do is Make Money and Come Home” phrase but swaps in a hazier, more THC-infused reality. The result? A nihilistic remix for the quietly successful and chemically chilled.

The design features a surreal alien-faced character being unmasked by a topless figure with serpentine hair. It’s absurd, chaotic, and oddly poetic — just like the life of someone who gets paid and stays high without needing validation. The chaotic visual detail contrasts beautifully with the blunt text, making this tee feel like a stoner’s diary entry and an art zine cover all at once. A wearable paradox. A cosmic joke. A vibe.

Printed in bold lettering over black fabric, the phrase sits like a mission statement from a world where hustle culture gave up and found a good plug instead. It’s for those who’ve made peace with being misunderstood — and don’t mind letting the shirt speak for them while they roll another one.

For the Unbothered, the Underrated, the Unavailable

I’m Boring Baby All I Do is Make Money and Smoke Hash Shirt is not for the extroverts. It’s for the ghosters, the grinders, the “seen 9:43 pm” crowd. The ones who don’t go out because their apartment’s already vibing. The ones who clock in, cash out, and log off. They don’t care about virality — unless it’s viral marketing for their side hustle. This shirt? It’s their armor.

Made with premium, all-gender cotton, it fits as effortlessly as the lifestyle it champions. It’s ideal for casual hangs, low-key smoke sessions, or as a passive-aggressive message to your boss at the next Zoom meeting. The cut is modern, but the energy is ancient: don’t talk to me, I’m living too well to explain it.

Pair it with jaded eyes, unreplied DMs, and an unapologetically unwashed beanie. Or don’t pair it with anything — that’s the point. This isn’t about styling. It’s about sending a message.

Whether worn ironically or as gospel, this tee slaps. Quietly. Like a back-of-the-bus diss that takes a second to land.