I Have Microplastics In My Balls Shirt

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Size Guide

Size Guide

Unisex Shirts

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30
5XL 35 32

Unisex Hoodie

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32
5XL 33 34

Unisex Sweatshirt

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32
5XL 33 34

Unisex Shirts

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 71.12 45.72
M 73.66 50.80
L 76.20 55.88
XL 78.74 60.96
2XL 81.28 66.04
3XL 83.82 71.12
4XL 86.36 76.20
5XL 88.90 81.28

Unisex Hoodie

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 66.04 50.80
M 68.58 55.88
L 71.12 60.96
XL 73.66 66.04
2XL 76.20 71.12
3XL 78.74 76.20
4XL 81.28 81.28
5XL 83.82 86.36

Unisex Sweatshirt

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 66.04 50.80
M 68.58 55.88
L 71.12 60.96
XL 73.66 66.04
2XL 76.20 71.12
3XL 78.74 76.20
4XL 81.28 81.28
5XL 83.82 86.36
Description

I Have Microplastics In My Balls Shirt – The Ultimate Absurdist Meme Tee

If you live for offbeat internet humor and love turning heads with unexpected designs, the I Have Microplastics In My Balls Shirt is exactly what you need. This shirt pairs a cute, wide-eyed cat with a hilariously surreal caption: “I have microplastics in my balls.” Set against a pink, dreamy background filled with hearts, sparkles, and soft tones, this shirt delivers a clash of wholesome imagery and chaotic meme energy that’s impossible to ignore.

Whether you’re into deep-fried memes, ironic fashion, or niche internet jokes, this tee is a brilliant representation of today’s viral humor. It’s designed for people who love random punchlines and absurdist phrases that feel pulled straight from a late-night scroll through meme pages. Wear it to parties, festivals, casual hangouts, or anywhere you want to spark laughs and double-takes.

This shirt isn’t just about the shock value—it taps into the quirky charm of internet culture that celebrates the weird and wonderful.

Comfortable, Durable, and the Perfect Gift for Meme Fans

Crafted from a soft, breathable cotton-polyester blend, this shirt provides all-day comfort while holding up to frequent wear. The vibrant print remains sharp and colorful, even after repeated washes, keeping both the cat and the bold text crisp and eye-catching. Pair it effortlessly with casual outfits like jeans, joggers, or layer it under a hoodie or jacket for a playful streetwear look.

Looking for a one-of-a-kind gift? The I Have Microplastics In My Balls Shirt is perfect for meme enthusiasts, lovers of bizarre internet humor, or anyone with a taste for the absurd. Whether it’s for a birthday, holiday, or just a funny surprise, this tee guarantees laughs and reactions.

Order yours today and fully embrace the chaotic spirit of internet comedy!

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PRODUCT DETAILS
Classic Shirt

CLASSIC T-SHIRT

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Hoodie

HOODIE

50% cotton, 50% polyester, Made from spun fibers that make for a very strong

Premium Shirt

PREMIUM T-SHIRT

Super Soft, 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

Sweatshirt

SWEATSHIRT

Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester

Product Details

Product Details

Attribute Details
Color Printed With Different Colors
Size Various Size (From S to 4XL)
Style Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts
Brand AshBubble
Made In the United States
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
  • Tumble dry medium.
  • Do not iron.
  • Do not dry-clean.