Gwynne Shotwell Partially Assembled Engine Shirt

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Size Guide

Unisex Shirts

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30
5XL 35 32

Unisex Hoodie

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32
5XL 33 34

Unisex Sweatshirt

Size Length (in) Width (in)
S 26 20
M 27 22
L 28 24
XL 29 26
2XL 30 28
3XL 31 30
4XL 32 32
5XL 33 34

Unisex Shirts

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 71.12 45.72
M 73.66 50.80
L 76.20 55.88
XL 78.74 60.96
2XL 81.28 66.04
3XL 83.82 71.12
4XL 86.36 76.20
5XL 88.90 81.28

Unisex Hoodie

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 66.04 50.80
M 68.58 55.88
L 71.12 60.96
XL 73.66 66.04
2XL 76.20 71.12
3XL 78.74 76.20
4XL 81.28 81.28
5XL 83.82 86.36

Unisex Sweatshirt

Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
S 66.04 50.80
M 68.58 55.88
L 71.12 60.96
XL 73.66 66.04
2XL 76.20 71.12
3XL 78.74 76.20
4XL 81.28 81.28
5XL 83.82 86.36
Description

From Twitter Clap-Back to Cult Mission Patch

The Gwynne Shotwell “Partially Assembled” Engine Shirt immortalizes a flame-fueled moment that every modern rocket fan remembers. In early 2025 SpaceX dropped studio photos of the new Raptor 3 engine. Observers noticed a striking lack of external plumbing and wiring. Some cheered the clean design; others scoffed. Among the skeptics, ULA boss Tory Bruno quipped that the engine seemed “partially assembled.” Critics argued it lacked controllers, thrust-vector units, or even a proper heat shield.

Hours later, SpaceX answered in trademark fashion. President Gwynne Shotwell posted a hot-fire test clip: violet exhaust, flawless ignition, full throttle. Her caption—“Works pretty good for a ‘partially assembled’ engine :)”—landed like a sonic boom. Within minutes, aerospace Twitter exploded. Engineers dissected the clip frame-by-frame, memes flooded Reddit, and fans begged for merch bearing her mic-drop line. This shirt is the result.

A matte-black canvas hosts the quote in a sleek, italic techno font. Beside the words, a simplified Raptor 3 silhouette spits a tall plume rendered in neon pinks and purples, mimicking methane combustion at dusk. Small label text on the engine bell reads “R3-01,” a nod to the first unit fired at SpaceX’s McGregor site. Because the artwork stretches diagonally, it feels kinetic, like the engine is leaping off your chest.

Why Fans and Engineers Alike Gravitate to This Tee

  • Bold Engineering Cred – The graphic honors SpaceX’s push for integrated plumbing, internal cooling channels, and higher thrust-to-weight ratios. Wearing it signals you understand why a tidy exterior can hide intense complexity.

  • Corporate Rivalry Energy – The quote embodies SpaceX’s show-don’t-tell culture, contrasting legacy contractors who rely on renderings and press releases. Fans relish the playful jab while saluting Shotwell’s confidence.

  • Instant Meme Status – The smiley at the end adds cheeky, tech-Twitter flavor, turning a technical rebuttal into a universal comeback. Even casual observers catch the humor.

  • Street-Ready Aesthetic – Dramatic neon flame plus minimalist text equals cyberpunk vibes, perfect for hacker cons, maker fairs, or rocket-launch tailgates.

  • Comfort You Can Count On – Mid-weight ringspun cotton remains soft after countless washes. Double-stitched seams survive road-trip miles to Boca Chica or Space Coast. Wash cold, tumble low—no complicated checklist required.

This tee also makes a stellar gift. Aerospace students sport it in class as a quiet flex. SpaceX employees grin when they spot it in coffee queues. Even non-space friends appreciate the universal message: prove critics wrong through results, not rhetoric.

Ultimately, the “Works Pretty Good for a ‘Partially Assembled’ Engine” Shirt is more than merch. It’s a wearable mission patch for anyone who believes iteration beats skepticism, data trumps doubt, and a single fiery test can silence a thousand tweets. Put it on, stand back, and let your wardrobe roar.

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PRODUCT DETAILS
Classic Shirt

CLASSIC T-SHIRT

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Hoodie

HOODIE

50% cotton, 50% polyester, Made from spun fibers that make for a very strong

Premium Shirt

PREMIUM T-SHIRT

Super Soft, 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

Sweatshirt

SWEATSHIRT

Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester

Product Details

Attribute Details
Color Printed With Different Colors
Size Various Size (From S to 4XL)
Style Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts
Brand AshBubble
Made In the United States
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
  • Tumble dry medium.
  • Do not iron.
  • Do not dry-clean.