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Everybody Must Get Stoned Shirt
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Everybody Must Get Stoned Sweatshirt
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    Everybody Must Get Stoned Shirt

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      Size Guide

      Unisex Shirts

      Size Length (in) Width (in)
      S 28 18
      M 29 20
      L 30 22
      XL 31 24
      2XL 32 26
      3XL 33 28
      4XL 34 30
      5XL 35 32

      Unisex Hoodie

      Size Length (in) Width (in)
      S 26 20
      M 27 22
      L 28 24
      XL 29 26
      2XL 30 28
      3XL 31 30
      4XL 32 32
      5XL 33 34

      Unisex Sweatshirt

      Size Length (in) Width (in)
      S 26 20
      M 27 22
      L 28 24
      XL 29 26
      2XL 30 28
      3XL 31 30
      4XL 32 32
      5XL 33 34

      Unisex Shirts

      Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
      S 71.12 45.72
      M 73.66 50.80
      L 76.20 55.88
      XL 78.74 60.96
      2XL 81.28 66.04
      3XL 83.82 71.12
      4XL 86.36 76.20
      5XL 88.90 81.28

      Unisex Hoodie

      Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
      S 66.04 50.80
      M 68.58 55.88
      L 71.12 60.96
      XL 73.66 66.04
      2XL 76.20 71.12
      3XL 78.74 76.20
      4XL 81.28 81.28
      5XL 83.82 86.36

      Unisex Sweatshirt

      Size Length (cm) Width (cm)
      S 66.04 50.80
      M 68.58 55.88
      L 71.12 60.96
      XL 73.66 66.04
      2XL 76.20 71.12
      3XL 78.74 76.20
      4XL 81.28 81.28
      5XL 83.82 86.36
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      Description

      Bob Dylan Meets Blunt Culture — A Shirt for the Poets and the Potheads

      The Everybody Must Get Stoned Shirt takes a timeless lyric and smokes it straight into modern meme culture. Whether you’re a fan of classic ’60s folk anthems or just vibing with the phrase on a more… herbal level, this tee serves up layered meaning with a wink and a puff.

      The design features bold text in a clean, all-caps serif font: “Everybody Must Get Stoned.” If that phrase rings a bell, it should — it’s the iconic refrain from Bob Dylan’s 1966 track “Rainy Day Women #12 & 35.” A chaotic brass-laced anthem that confused boomers and delighted burnouts, Dylan’s cryptic masterpiece walked the line between counterculture satire and revelatory genius. For decades, fans debated whether the “stoning” was biblical, metaphorical, or literal. In 2025? Let’s be honest — it’s all three.

      Worn ironically or wholeheartedly, this shirt taps into both Dylan nostalgia and stoner culture. It’s an instant conversation starter at concerts, smoke sessions, or anywhere that good vibes and loud opinions flow freely. The message can mean facing public judgment, diving into psychedelia, or just celebrating 4:20 like it’s a sacred ritual.

      For the Heads Who Know — and the Casuals Who Just Like the Font

      Printed on ultra-soft cotton with a minimalist design, this shirt pairs well with denim jackets, flared jeans, rolled-up sleeves, or simply nothing but incense and attitude. It’s gender-neutral, vibe-inclusive, and designed to spark joy (or debate) depending on who’s reading it. For music snobs, it’s a subtle nod to one of Dylan’s most misunderstood tracks. For cannabis culture devotees, it’s a streetwear mantra. And for those who don’t overthink things? It just looks really, really cool.

      Whether you’re rallying against judgmental institutions or lighting up in the backyard to “Mr. Tambourine Man,” this shirt says you’re in on the joke — or at least the trip.

      So if “they’ll stone ya when you’re walking out the door,” why not look good doing it?

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      PRODUCT DETAILS
      Classic Shirt

      CLASSIC T-SHIRT

      Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

      Hoodie

      HOODIE

      50% cotton, 50% polyester, Made from spun fibers that make for a very strong

      Premium Shirt

      PREMIUM T-SHIRT

      Super Soft, 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

      Sweatshirt

      SWEATSHIRT

      Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester

      Product Details

      Attribute Details
      Color Printed With Different Colors
      Size Various Size (From S to 4XL)
      Style Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts
      Brand AshBubble
      Made In the United States
      Care Instructions
      • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
      • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
      • Tumble dry medium.
      • Do not iron.
      • Do not dry-clean.